Monday, May 3, 2010

Times when it's impossible to be feminine

#1 When you're suffering from explosive diarrhea
#2 When you sneeze and accidentally sneeze up snot
#3 When you sneeze and accidentally fart
#4 When someone is performing the hymlic maneuver on you
#5 When you slip on a road grate and land on your back
#6 When a child asks you why you have a moustache
#7 When you're drowning in quicksand
#8 When your dog humps your leg
#9 When competing in an all-you-can-eat-in-30-seconds event
#10 When you throw up in your lap

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